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The Rapture is Coming-Winter is Coming

By MLN Staff

We have some serious must haves for those of you who believe the rapture is coming. As we count down to the moment, we created a Rapture list.

What are your reasons for leaving or staying??! We definitely have more reasons for staying than leaving!

Reasons We’re Staying for the Rapture 

  1. Hot, Fresh, Now Krispy Kreme Donuts
  2. Hot, salty fresh McDonalds french fries
  3. Puppies (we have eight babies at the farm right now; if the apocalypse doesn’t take them, who wants to adopt?!)
  4. Netflix
  5. iPhone & iPad & Kindle
  6. Kettle Chips
  7. Boiled Peanuts & DQ Blizzards
  8. Olivia Benson on Law & Order SVU
  9. Varsity Onion Rings & melted Velveeta Cheese with Rotelle
  10. Manicures & Pedicures
  11. Air Conditioning
  12. Taco Bell
  13. Naps
  14. A good book and a warm bath
  15. Heart warming animal videos on YouTube
  16. Watching clouds
  17. Viral videos of  on TikTok
  18. High thread count sheets
  19. Sharing a milkshake with spouse/friend
  20. Last installment of Game of Thrones

Reasons to Leave the Rapture

  1. Dentist & OBGYN visits
  2. The Gym
  3. Annoying, self absorbed people on their cell phones
  4. April 15th
  5. Streaming service subscription fees
  6. Mammograms
  7. Toilet seats being left up
  8. Other drivers and Traffic
  9. Mosquitos
  10. War

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